Tuesday 29 September 2009

Booze. Hooch. Liquor. Sauce.


As a graduate of the University of Sheffield, I thought it incredibly apt that my alma mater led the research into minimum drink pricing as a means of, in effect, lowering the amount of booze that passes our parched lips each week.

While by the third year of my degree I only used to hit the sauce around once a week, in my first year, still hopped up on the excitement of being away from home and the pleasant incestuousness of dormitory living, 4 or 5 nights out a week was not unusual.

Monday night was the real killer. Across the city venues that, without the presence of tens of thousands of thirsty students, would otherwise be empty would offer deals the likes of which would never be found inside the M25.

The three main nightclubs in the city would sell vodka and mixer for 60-80p, while bottles of lager were often less than a quid. I once bought a round of drinks for myself and five friends. It cost me £3.

Like countless numbers of my peers, I happily chucked plastic glasses of industrial cleaning fluid masquerading as spirits down my throats on a weekly basis, and got royally leathered in the process. Often in some kind of fancy dress and/or drag.

While this is primarily the experience of the student population, who are still young and spunky enough to knocking back a skinful, eat a kebab, roll in at 3am and still get up before noon and make it to lectures, all the fond memories of those hazy, alcohol-fuelled days cannot hide the fact that keeping drink cheap does encourage you to consume more of it, irrespective of your age or level of education.

The news today carried the story of a fresher at UCL who collapsed and died while out partying, and subsequently an 'all-you-can-drink' event was cancelled. Most students, even with the obvious temptation of the kind of promotion which most of them would see as a kind of challenge, would hit their limit and not come close to consuming so much as to put themselves in serious harm. However, a small minority are capable of physical consuming so much hooch as to risk a trip to A&E and it is for exactly these people that legislation must exist.

Weatherspoon's pubs - friends of the student and the pensioner alike - offer cheaper drinks than just about anywhere else. Consequently they are the most ubiqutious presence on the high street from Land's End to John O'Groats (whether either of these two place actually have a 'Spoons, I know not).

Not that this particular chain is any better or any worse than all the others. But they, like all licenced premises, must accept the responsibility that comes with selling alcohol. The fact that this is not enshrined in our laws is something which must be corrected.

It seems obvious to me that hiking the price of drink would have an impact on the level of booze consumed, but this is by no means a cure-all for one of the most widespread social ills in our country. It can only be effective as part of a concerted effort to lessen the harmful effects of alcohol consumption.

I lived my university days neither any more or any less responsibly that most students, and often found myself staring down the business end of an essay deadline with a sore head and a queasy stomach. I don't feel that I should have altered my social agenda in any way, shape or form.

But in since graduation I have come to understand that the sheer reckless abandon of the student lifestyle - when it is all too easy to get carried away on a night out - means that something has to change in the way that alcohol sales in this country are regulated in order that students, like the rest of society, can make more responsible choices about their intake of the demon drink.

Tuesday 1 September 2009

Big German cars, moist palms and 'flying' solo on the first day on the job

I'd had a fairly clear idea of what my first day as a proper working journo would entail. A few re-written press releases, a bit of noodling around on the phone, and the usual rigmarole of getting settled in to a new office.

It was all going swimmingly when my editor dropped a set of car keys on my desk and told me I'd have to drive somewhere to get some quotes. On my own. In an unfamiliar car. For the first time since passing my test five weeks ago.

He didn't know that this what it meant for me, of course, but I could already feel my palms getting sweaty. I started shifting uncomfortably in my seat. 'Bricking it' is a phrase that comes to mind.

Happily, I survived. By the time I'd shifted into gear and pulled out onto the High Street I was already having the time of my life.

On the journey back I'd barely left South Woodford before turning on the radio and unrolling the windows to let the the sweet late summer air. On arriving in Epping, part of me wished the drive was longer and I could just keep going.

The only potential blight on an otherwise perfect journey came at the very end, as I parked up on my return to the office. After spectacularly misjudging my entry into a bay I very nearly scraped the side of a Porsche Cayenne, which I managed to evade by no more than an inch or so.

As I struggled into the space, I glanced up and there, walking across in front of me, was a middle-age bloke in an expensive suit, who disappeared into the staff entrance of a bookmakers wearing a concerned expression that said something along the lines of: "Don't touch my car you little oik, or I'll have your arse."

I got out of the car and looked down at the white line next to my foot, unmistakably on the wrong side of his front wheel.